The Trump Administration is creating a new law enforcement agency to root out citizens who think that the president is not doing a superb, really great, really excellent job. Mind-reading devices in airports, other public places, and even private homes will help identify wrong-thinking people. The Administration needs you to help capture these traitors. Please apply below. Salary to be paid in Trump Crypto.

Name:

Age:

Did you complete fifth grade or above? [Note: Answering “no” will not automatically disqualify you]:

Do you want to eliminate the Constitution?

Except the Second Amendment, of course!

How many times a week do you spy on your neighbors or family members?

Would you like to see Taylor Swift deported?

But would you like a chance for a date with her before then?

List all the races, nationalities, religions, political affiliations, library books, and perverted sexual practices you hate:

List all the weapons you would like to use against the people you hate:

List all the individuals you would like to see locked up: [Note: Exclude Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and Joe Biden. They’ll be jailed by the time you finish this form.]

Should wrong-thinking Americans be deported, jailed, executed, or tarred-and-feathered?

All four?

How many years can we blame Biden and Harris for the failing U.S. economy?

Should Donald Trump be declared President For Life?

Should Trump be awarded the Nobel War Prize?

Bonus Credit: Are you, or a member of your family, referenced in the Epstein Files?

Even More Bonus Credit: Were you among the Patriots who stormed the Capitol on 1/6/21?

Submit completed application to: eradicateliberals@hatemail.com