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BY STEVE BATES The In Sight blog has learned of a plan to trade Minnesota to Denmark in exchange for Greenland. President Trump has scheduled a news conference for tonight to celebrate this most significant achievement of his presidency. The following is a partial transcript of the critical Oval Office conversation in which the deal…
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BY STEVE BATES This (2025) was the year I was supposed to publish my long-awaited book, “Hungry for Power,” which reveals scientific assessments of which U.S. presidents were most likely to be zombies. However, things did not go exactly as planned. Which can be said for the rest of 2025, as well. Here’s a recap…
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The Trump Administration is creating a new law enforcement agency to root out citizens who think that the president is not doing a superb, really great, really excellent job. Mind-reading devices in airports, other public places, and even private homes will help identify wrong-thinking people. The Administration needs you to help capture these traitors. Please…
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BY STEVE BATES THE EPSTEIN FILES WILL BE RELEASED. Soon, possibly this week. Expect a few redactions. However, there will be some interesting names among the purported clients of the late child-sex predator. Among them: Joe Biden. Hillary Clinton. Barbara Bush. Roy Rogers’ horse, Trigger. Hannibal Lecter. Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. Lassie. Both Presidents Roosevelt. Big…
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Mr. Elon MuskDictatorDepartment of Redundancy DepartmentWashington, DC Dear Mr. Musk: It has come to my attention that you would like to know what I did last week. Allow me to enlighten you. On Monday, I went to the southern border, where I saw several murdering, rapist immigrants crossing the border illegally. I didn’t have time…
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BY STEVE BATES The Ashburn Farm Association has ordered me to take down the “Harris Walz” sign in my front yard or face unspecified fines. I don’t plan to comply. Here’s why: One, I have a constitutional right to free speech, one that cannot be nullified completely by homeowner association rules. Two, the association rule…
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BY STEVE BATES It’s been almost 14 years since I self-published my nonfiction book “The Seeds of Spring; Lessons from the Garden.” I’m still learning lessons among the rows and beds and insects and birds and human visitors. I hope the lessons never end. Because I feel like I need them more than ever. Life…
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In the ever-evolving world, the art of forging genuine connections remains timeless. Whether it’s with colleagues, clients, or partners, establishing a genuine rapport paves the way for collaborative success.
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Challenges in business are a given, but it’s our response to them that defines our trajectory. Looking beyond the immediate obstacle, there lies a realm of opportunity and learning.
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