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BY STEVE BATES The In Sight blog has learned of a plan to trade Minnesota to Denmark in exchange for Greenland. President Trump has scheduled a news conference for tonight to celebrate this most significant achievement of his presidency. The following is a partial transcript of the critical Oval Office conversation in which the deal…
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BY STEVE BATES This (2025) was the year I was supposed to publish my long-awaited book, “Hungry for Power,” which reveals scientific assessments of which U.S. presidents were most likely to be zombies. However, things did not go exactly as planned. Which can be said for the rest of 2025, as well. Here’s a recap…
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Mr. Elon MuskDictatorDepartment of Redundancy DepartmentWashington, DC Dear Mr. Musk: It has come to my attention that you would like to know what I did last week. Allow me to enlighten you. On Monday, I went to the southern border, where I saw several murdering, rapist immigrants crossing the border illegally. I didn’t have time…
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