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The Trump Administration is creating a new law enforcement agency to root out citizens who think that the president is not doing a superb, really great, really excellent job. Mind-reading devices in airports, other public places, and even private homes will help identify wrong-thinking people. The Administration needs you to help capture these traitors. Please…
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BY STEVE BATES THE EPSTEIN FILES WILL BE RELEASED. Soon, possibly this week. Expect a few redactions. However, there will be some interesting names among the purported clients of the late child-sex predator. Among them: Joe Biden. Hillary Clinton. Barbara Bush. Roy Rogers’ horse, Trigger. Hannibal Lecter. Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. Lassie. Both Presidents Roosevelt. Big…
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Mr. Elon MuskDictatorDepartment of Redundancy DepartmentWashington, DC Dear Mr. Musk: It has come to my attention that you would like to know what I did last week. Allow me to enlighten you. On Monday, I went to the southern border, where I saw several murdering, rapist immigrants crossing the border illegally. I didn’t have time…
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